OK, so 'N Sync band member Lance Bass is happy. He's just come out of the happy closet. Here's the full quote:
The thing is, I'm not ashamed - that's the one thing I want to say. I don't think it's wrong, I'm not devastated going through this. I'm more liberated and happy than I've been my whole life. I'm just happy. (Seattle Times, 26 Jul 06)Now this IS big news. Because after that whole astronaut fiasco, we were a little worried Bass might be UNhappy.
So rest easy tonight, America. Lance Bass, failed astronaut, is happy.
-- The Practical Mormon