More from our series of great quotes we wish we'd thought of:
"To paraphrase the late comedian, Bill Hicks: 'Why would a Christian wear a cross around the neck to 'remember' Jesus? You think when Jesus comes back, he's gonna want to see a freaking cross!?It comes from Hans, who comments on a stupid response to a question about Mormons and cross worship published this week in the Journal Gazette of Mattoon and Charleston Illinois.
That's like wearing a Manlicher-Carcano rifle pin on your lapel and going up to Jackie Kennedy...(tapping lapel)...'Just thinkin' about John, Jackie... just thinkin' about John.'"
--The Practical Mormon