Let's Smear the Jews

Gil. Mayor of Seattle. Buddy. You anti-Semite bigot:

Let us get this straight.

Some self-proclaimed Muslim nutjob rides into town Friday afternoon, just before the start of Shabbat, and starts mass shooting Jews. So your response is to put on extra guards to protect Islamic mosques from "retaliation"? Would that be because our little Jewish community in Seattle has shown some proclivity to spend its Friday nights marauding?

We're enraged on behalf of our Jewish neighbors, who are too busy on Friday nights to be bothered responding to you.

Here's an idea: Apologize to the Jews. And in light of the local Islamic community's It's-All-About-Me^TM response to this outrage, double the guard on both Jewish and Christian holy sites. We're just sayin'.

--The Practical Mormon