Wednesday, March 08, 2006
You Can Brush My Hair...
Tomorrow, March 9, is our forty-seventh birthday?
Yes, we're speaking in the plural. By "our," we mean both The Practical Mormon and Barbie.
Another true fact: The older we get, the younger Barbie looks. Of course, she's had infinitely more plastic surgery.
Still, when it comes to choosing a hero, TPM is definitely your better bet. Unlike Barbie, we don't promote gender confusion.
Life in plastic; it's fantastic!
-- The Practical Mormon