Saturday, March 19, 2005

Today's Picky Grammar Lesson

Attention: When you comply with an order, you don't "tow" a line.

You toe it. You put your toes on the line, so that you and your fellow GIs are standing in a straight line, shoulder to shoulder, at full attention.

The Practical Mormon expects you to discontinue use of any references to towing lines.

Immediately. Right Now. Toe the...oh, never mind.

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